Super Simple is, well, a simple concept:

Software should be Super Simple to use.

While that may seem obvious, when was the last time you got frustrated with a trillion different options that you either didn't care about or simply didn't understand? If you're here, it was probably less than an hour ago.

The mighty and powerful technowizards at Super Simple design software for a special kind of person: the technotard.

There's no shame in being technotarded. Most people are. It's ok. We're fiscotarded and haven't got the first clue about financial stuff. Which might explain why Super Simple software is free... But enough about our handicaps. Let's talk about yours!

10 signs that you might be technotarded

1. Your geek friend tells you that he fsck'd his computer, and you think that he just cursed at you.
2. You don't get this: 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 ou7s1d3.
3. You think that your computer is mobile because you carried it home from WalMart.
4. Point & Click for you means a Smith & Wesson.
5. You think a firewall is a spell in Dungeons & Dragons.
6. F1 means a motor sport.
7. Your email address is from your ISP.
8. The Internet crashed on you.
9. Your computer repair tools consist of a brick and a sledgehammer.
10. You think megapixels are like totally awesome, dude.

While technotardation is not technically incurable, recovery is a long and arduous process, and very few ever escape its clutches.

But there is treatment for it with Super Simple software that is designed to specifically help you with your condition.

Treatment is simple and painless. Just download your free Super Simple apps and get started. They're self-descriptive and trivial to use. Kind of like plastic scissors and edible glue: You can't hurt yourself!

Oh. There's also 1 other kind of person that our software is meant for. Lazy people. We might be all-powerful and all-seeing  technowizards, with mind-boggling powers for the forces of darkness good, but we're lazy as they get. If it can be done easier, then that's how we'll do it!